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Real Nice Guys

by Real Nice Guys

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Alright, Okay, I think that we could really make this something I've been sleeping in my car and my phone died I was hoping that I wouldn't miss your invite Is it strange I'm goin' crazy I got your voicemail, I'll be over I've never wondered "what should I wear?" I got your invite, I'll be over I got your invite, I'll be over You've got a real nice place, got a real nice place You've got a real nice place, I really like your pad You've got a real nice place, got a real nice place You've got a real nice place, can I pet your cat You've got a real nice place, really like your style I got a brick of Blue Ribbon can I stay awhile You got a real nice bathroom, I could sleep in the tub I'll leave a really sweet note to express my love We're like fam, man, and now I wanna know how to suggest cohabitation If you ever need a friend to have a drink with Hit me up, I'll be over with a cheap fifth I think this could be something special I think this could be something special And did I say that I really had a great time And did I say that I really had a great time You've got a real nice place, really like your style I got a brick of Blue Ribbon can I stay awhile You got a real nice bathroom, I could sleep in the tub I'll leave a really sweet note to express my love You've got a real nice place, think I made it clear I could really picture chillin' on your couch for years You've got a well stocked fridge, really like your taste Well I'm so happy that we met you've got a real nice place Roller coaster of emotion Roller coaster of emotion Roller coaster of emotion Roller coaster of emotion
2.
Layin' on lawns, lightin' up loud Playin' croquet, lazy make outs I hope I can keep this with me They say that time it always flies One day you're here, one day you die So we should swap some spit by the sea OoOoOh so slow Summer in slow-mo Let me orbit your galaxy I love the sun but I can barely see Never gonna stop Never gonna stop Never gonna stop Never gonna stop Never gonna stop Droppin' hints that I love you Never gonna stop Cause that's a thing you don't rush into Never gonna stop Keepin' cool when we're chilling Never gonna stop Holdin' onto this feeling Don't you wanna live by the sea We'll get a timeshare in the West Indies Our two pets on the beach, you hangin' with me We don't need no leashes no more Don't you wanna live by the sea It's an easy one, it's a no brainer Our two pets on the beach and you hangin' with me It's an easy one, it's a no brainer It's an easy one, it's a no brainer It's an easy one, it's a no brainer Never gonna stop Never gonna stop Never gonna stop Never gonna stop Never gonna stop Droppin' hints that I love you Never gonna stop Cause that's a thing you don't rush into Never gonna stop Keepin' cool when we're chilling Never gonna stop Holdin' onto this feeling Never gonna stop Droppin' hints that I love you Never gonna stop Cause that's a thing you don't rush into Never gonna stop Keepin' cool when we're chilling Never gonna stop Holdin' onto this feeling Holdin' onto this feeling
3.
My doctors and lawyers they take care of me My accountants and therapists take care of me Even those people that you'll never meet All the people you've met and can't wait to meet My teachers and parents they took care of me Now my job and my government take care of me It's a comfortable cage I'm a jerk to complain You know we're just all out here tryin' to maintain It's the sex and the violence that woke me up Now I haven't been sleepin' for days I bury my brain, cover my eyes But some can't get enough of it I hope that the angels will scoop us up When enough is enough, babe I'm feelin' weak but I'm comin' on strong To try and make up for it I don't want you to feel left behind You're not alone I'm on your side I woke up fightin' for your place in line Na, babe it's fine that I'm losin' mine Love me for the person that I am I'll love you for who you are Love me for the person that I am I'll love you for who you are What do you need? What do you need? Take care of me I don't want you to feel left behind You're not alone I'm on your side I woke up fightin' for your place in line Na, babe it's fine that I'm losin' mine Take care of me
4.
Bee Best 03:52
Somewhere a flower's got some pollen with my name on it You know I ain't comin' home til my basket's full Every little grain will tilt the scale in favor of the family Get honey, get honey, get honey, get honey, get honey If we can survive We'll build a better beehive Leave all this honey behind For our descendants to reap Sweet honey, sweet honey, sweet Honey sweet honey sweet honey sweet With all the spiders and the frogs and the lizards and the birds I hope a bear don't find our home Home is where my baby buzzer and my honey money wait for me Are you still my queen if I bumble this Ya the rain may fall and the wind may whip I will do my best to provide for the hive Life is fragile we gotta stay alive You're the type of bee I could wax poetic for Straighten out my fur with a fine tooth honeycomb Snuggled up tight in the six sides Feed 'em that Royal Jelly Royal jelly royal jelly royal Every little step in my dance is a metaphor Sticky little heaven is sure worth stingin' for I'm prepared to kamikaze Rip my heart from my body Are you still my queen if I bumble this Ya the rain may fall and the wind may whip I will do my best to provide for the hive Life is fragile we gotta stay alive
5.
Step Out 04:29
I am a walking chemical caption I come from a long line of over reactions Oh no we're molecules Oh no we're animals I might have smoked too many joints before I came out partyin' tonight I like the way it feels like the old days And I like steppin' out of my old ways I'm about to break out Walkin' fast and now I'm walkin' faster now I need a breath, take a break from the party Do me a favor if you see my baby Tell her move quick down here like the water runs Tell her I am keepin' calm and cool down here I like the way it feels like the old days And I like steppin' out of my old ways I'm about to break out
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Bathtub Boiz 05:02
God damn it's been a long day Think that I should kick my feet up I've been spreading myself too thin I'm not answering the phone, checkin' my texts Turnin' off the light and my TV set God damn it's been a long day Think that I should grab a bottle of wine I slip in the nerves wash clean away Light some candles, feel the love Put some bubbles in the tub I'm gonna read a million books Think of songs with killer hooks Like this one It's my bath time It's the right time Oh god they talk so loud Ain't nobody wanna be left out If I can't get some peace then I'm gonna lose my head Think that I should take a bath instead Set's me right When you can't take another day like that Head's flippin' round playin' acrobat Get a hot track with that ratatat-tat from the hi-hat In your eardrums, through your headphones Pulsin' through your backbone So good inside It's my bath time It's the right time
7.
It's a god damn shame that it took this long It was weird, it was strange, but hey It's kinda all I've ever known Is it coincidence babe Is it the fate of our souls That we share a life beneath the sun And laugh at everything we're sold 10,000 lights, 10,000 lights, 10,000 lights in your mouth I wanna see your teeth, wanna see your teeth Sure our lives may seem A-typical But each and every single one of us Are tryin' to reach the same results As ancient as the pyramids As fresh as apathetic bliss As hot as global warming is, that's what you are What you are to me I would like to make you smile 10,000 lights, 10,000 lights, 10,000 lights in your mouth I wanna see your teeth, wanna see your teeth I would like to make you smile
8.
I wanna get a dog with you, baby I wanna get a fish or two, maybe If you want to... I won't pressure you... I like chilly days They're good walkin' Turn up at your door And baby these dogs are barkin' This year went so fast It's amazin' how we're changin' I'd never take it back I want to talk to you about somethin' I want to talk to you about somethin' I want to talk to you about somethin' I want to talk to you about somethin' All in all in all in all it's all good In all and all and all it's all good All and and all and all it's all good All and all and all and all I wanna get a dog with you, baby I wanna get a fish or two, maybe If you want to I won't pressure you Give a little, get a little okay Get up and fuck up the new day Give a little, give it up okay Get up and fuck up the new day Give a little, get a little okay Get up and get back the new day Give a little, get a little okay Get up and get back the new day now I want to talk to you I want to talk to you I want to talk to you I want to talk to you I wanna get a dog with you Baby I wanna get a fish or two Maybe If you want to I won't pressure you I wanna talk to you I wanna talk to you I wanna talk to you I wanna talk to you
9.
I've been hearin' some spooky things The floors are creakin' they creep me the fuck out Are they speakin' to me The doors and windows are shuttin' themselves I went to work they rearranged my shelves I'm tired of losing things Is there a stranger Am I crazy Or is there something lurkin' in the wings Some phenomenal thing pullin' the strings Should we get a shaman or a rabbi or a priest Should we buy a ouija board Or try to exorcise the beast with fire But I don't want to hurt them if they're cool What a good day What a good day What a good day What a good day You only get one life in a lifetime You only get one first chance the first time You only get one life in a lifetime You only get one first chance the first time Thank god I'm alive Thank god I'm alive You're either with me or I'm without you Don't get to spooky and we can talk this through I'll roll a fat one, we'll get a buzz on Tell me how you died, I'll make some bad ghost puns Sometimes I feel like a robot short circuited cuz I'm so scared of you When I wake and you're next to me at night Let me ask some questions, maybe you can set me right Can you get a hold of Buddha, can you summon Jesus Christ I've been havin' some anxieties about the afterlife Am I doomed to haunt the halls with you if this is where I die Let me ask some questions, maybe you can set me right Can you get a hold of Buddha, can you summon Jesus Christ I've been havin' some anxieties about the afterlife Am I doomed to haunt the halls with you if this is where I die Thank god I'm alive Let me ask some questions, maybe you can set me right Can you get a hold of Buddha, can you summon Jesus Christ I've been havin' some anxieties about the afterlife Am I doomed to haunt the halls with you if this is where I die Thank god I'm alive
10.
Who's got a lighter in the front seat I've got a lighter in the front seat Pass it to the back seat Who's got a lighter in the back seat I've got a lighter in the back seat Pass it to the front seat Smokin' in the car on the way to the party Smokin' in the car on the way to the party Smokin' in the car on the way to the party Smokin' in the car on the way to the party Light it up Who's got a lighter in the front seat I've got a lighter in the front seat Pass it to the back seat Who's got a lighter in the back seat I've got a lighter in the back seat Pass it to the front seat Who's got a lighter in the front seat I've got a lighter in the front seat Pass it to the back seat Smokin' in the car on the way to the party Crankin' up the bass til I feel it in my body Gettin' kinda loud so we're rollin' down the windows Uber driver's cool with us smokin' that endo Smokin' in the car on the way to the party Crankin' up the bass til I feel it in my body Gettin' kinda loud so we're rollin' down the windows Uber driver's cool with us burnin' Light it up Who's got a lighter in the back seat I've got a lighter in the back seat Pass it to the front seat Who's got a lighter in the front seat I've got a lighter in the front seat Pass it to the back seat Smokin' in the car on the way to the party Smokin' in the car on the way to the party Smokin' in the car on the way to the party Smokin' in the car on the way to the party Light it up
11.
I feel every single thing sometimes I hope it feels me too It's like Sagan says Empathy Why don't ya take a cue from him Small and insignificant Real Nice Guys don't give a shit We know you don't give a shit Don't be such a nihilist Cuz real nice guys are realists Kick back and be part of it all Well everybody wants to be a real nice guy Not anybody sounds quite like Real Nice Guys It's not gold, it's not fame, it's not radio play It's that feelin' that you get when you're a real nice guy So when the world's crumblin' and you lose control It helps to have a strong sense of who you are and want to be Everybody wants to make real life change But ain't it hard to find the motivation So I'll be patient Take one day at a time I'll try We'll try I feel every single thing sometimes I hope it feels me too I feel every single thing sometimes I hope it feels me too Well everybody wants to be a real nice guy Not anybody sounds quite like Real Nice Guys It's not gold, it's not fame, it's not radio play It's that feelin' that you get when you're a real nice guy
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It's a lazy stroll to the beach house From this dock on the sea There's a drug in the air There's a song on the breeze Buried in the sand with my babe Soakin' up the sunshine for days Bring me nothin' but the top shelf sauce Throw 'em down with my girl so wild Wakin' up in Eden's arms It's a garden darlin' I forget how I even got here Is it real I mean I'm feelin' kinda funny Could this be the land of milk and honey, Honey? Oh, hey I just remembered I've got a funny story for you I could never have another dream like I could never have another dream like This one I'm in Ecstasy fills my brain and limbs It's a thrill It's that killa It's the Maui Wowie It's the Lordy Lord If I ask the question will everything change? Is it real I mean I'm feelin' kinda funny Is it real I mean I'm feelin' kinda funny Is it real? Feelin' weird Is it real? Feelin' weird Is it real? Feelin' weird Is it real? Feelin' weird Is it real? Doesn't matter, anyway Is it real? Doesn't matter, anyway Is it real? Doesn't matter, anyway Is it real? Doesn't matter, anyway Is it real? Doesn't matter, anyway Is it real? Doesn't matter, anyway Is it real? Doesn't matter, anyway Is it real? Doesn't matter, anyway Is it real? Doesn't matter, anyway Is it real? Doesn't matter, anyway Is it real? Doesn't matter, anyway Is it real? Doesn't matter, anyway

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"Real Nice Guys" is the debut album from Real Nice Guys, a dowdy duo of dudes with 'tudes from Indianapolis. Written and recorded over 4 years and an incalculable amount of whiskey bottles this little gem is full of love and warmth. Pulled from somewhere down in the murky waters of existential dread this album has a tongue-in-cheek approach for finding and accepting yourself, staying positive in the face of true evil, and wrestling with social anxiety.

"Real Nice Guys" takes you on a playful romp through our troubled times with the innocent perspective of a real nice guy just trying to exist peacefully amid the chaos of a world in flames. Through lush mixes of seamlessly blended analog and digital performances you'll experience whimsical tales such as making friends with the maybe metaphorical ghost in your house, getting up the nerve to propose getting a pet with a loved one, coping with the possibility of living entirely in an AI created simulation, and taking a bath.

RNG was independently produced by RNG in Indianapolis and mastered by Grammy award-winning engineer Alan Douches of West West Side Music (LCD Soundsystem, Sufjan Stevens, Animal Collective, Converge, Angel Olsen) and released on October 31, 2020.

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released October 31, 2020

Produced by Christopher Reynolds and Jon Stombaugh
Engineered by Christopher Reynolds
Mixed by Jon Stombaugh
at Real Nice Records, Indianapolis, IN

Mastered by Alan Douches at West West Side Music, Hudson Valley, NY

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Real Nice Guys is a dowdy duo of dudes with 'tudes who cut their teeth in Indianapolis and Bloomington music collectives. They formed the Indy indie band Bearbones in 2014 and released 2 albums before disbanding in 2018. Not willing to throw in the music towel the handsome couple smashed their heads together to create this debut release, "Real Nice Guys" available October 31, 2020. ... more

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